As mentioned in Episode 1 of this entrancing series, look to your left to see the Fon Do lists we are referring to.
Sometimes when you see a movie enough times, you tend to find enjoyment or humor in some of the minor scenes. That's the case for me with regards to the following scene from Fargo. Rightly or wrongly, the movie portrays Fargonians as aloof simpletons. In this hilarious clip, the husband's frustration leads to... *gasp* ...an uncharacteristic use of foul language. His wife grabbing his arm after hearing said foul language is priceless.
And now, a regular feature presentation from the FMR editorial board: Fon Do Scenes
...in which we share clips from our Fon Do lists (look to your left).
In this installment, learn what happens when you make the mistake of having a business card that is "noticeably" better than Patrick Bateman's. (Disclaimer: We axe that if you are sensitive to violence to not watch this video and instead search for "Care Bears" on YouTube.)
"The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of
consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost."
My co-globber and I recently had to decline invitations to appear on Inside the Actor's Studio. (It's just too risky to be exposed to so many adoring fans. The last time we had to escape to Bora Bora for several months until the hubbub subsided and the FBI apprehended all of our stalkers. There were eight, 6 for Mike and 2 for me. Not that I'm counting. Mine were incredibly gorgeous stalkers; whereas, his were only medium attractive. Quality over quantity, folks. Quality over quantity.)
Moving along...
As you can imagine, we were somewhat disgruntled at having to miss the opportunity to participate in that most alluring and enticing of all interviews: the Questionnaire. And then we realized that we didn't have to miss it at all. So what if Mr. Lipton Tea didn't pose the questions to us with his familiar avuncular drawl. Who are we to withhold our knowledge, wisdom, and experience from our peers simply because we are too popular for our own safety?
Please don't thank us. It was really no trouble at all...
Questionnaire: Mike
What is your favorite word? Beggin’
What is your least favorite word? and
What turns you on? Rodeo clowns
What turns you off? Beggin’
What sound or noise do you love? A roaring 450 engine with dual carbs
What sound or noise do you hate? A laughing child
What is your favorite curse word? cockswain
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Beggin’ for cash
What profession would you not like to do? Fluffer
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You were my Mona Lisa
Questionnaire: Paige
What is your favorite word? Paige
What is your least favorite word? Chub
What turns you on? Mike’s movie reviews
What turns you off? Chair butt heat
What sound or noise do you love? Me laughing
What sound or noise do you hate? Me not laughing
What is your favorite curse word? Walmart
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Heiress
What profession would you not like to do? Poor person
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I kept your seat warm but I wasn't sitting in it
Now, we have to run. We heard that J.Lip is going to start speaking French, and he gets a little dodgy when that happens. Don't look him in the eye!
