Inside the Globbers Studio

My co-globber and I recently had to decline invitations to appear on Inside the Actor's Studio. (It's just too risky to be exposed to so many adoring fans. The last time we had to escape to Bora Bora for several months until the hubbub subsided and the FBI apprehended all of our stalkers. There were eight, 6 for Mike and 2 for me. Not that I'm counting. Mine were incredibly gorgeous stalkers; whereas, his were only medium attractive. Quality over quantity, folks. Quality over quantity.)

Moving along...

As you can imagine, we were somewhat disgruntled at having to miss the opportunity to participate in that most alluring and enticing of all interviews: the Questionnaire. And then we realized that we didn't have to miss it at all. So what if Mr. Lipton Tea didn't pose the questions to us with his familiar avuncular drawl. Who are we to withhold our knowledge, wisdom, and experience from our peers simply because we are too popular for our own safety?

Please don't thank us. It was really no trouble at all...

Questionnaire: Mike

1. What is your favorite word? Beggin’
2. What is your least favorite word? and
3. What turns you on? Rodeo clowns
4. What turns you off? Beggin’
5. What sound or noise do you love? A roaring 450 engine with dual carbs
6. What sound or noise do you hate? A laughing child
7. What is your favorite curse word? cockswain
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Beggin’ for cash
9. What profession would you not like to do? Fluffer
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You were my Mona Lisa

Questionnaire: Paige

1. What is your favorite word? Paige
2. What is your least favorite word? Chub
3. What turns you on? Mike’s movie reviews
4. What turns you off? Chair butt heat
5. What sound or noise do you love? Me laughing
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Me not laughing
7. What is your favorite curse word? Walmart
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Heiress
9. What profession would you not like to do? Poor person
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I kept your seat warm but I wasn't sitting in it

Now, we have to run. We heard that J.Lip is going to start speaking French, and he gets a little dodgy when that happens. Don't look him in the eye!