Tuesday, January 7, 2014

American Hustle: Who Cares About the Movie? We Made a Globcast!!

For the first time in history, the voices of Mike and Paige are available in a never-before heard globcast from 1983.

 Part 1 - Errata:
  • Paige mistakenly identifies "Silver Linings Playlist" as "Silver Linings Playbook," demonstrating her near-constant preoccupation with theater


 Part 2 - Errata:
  • Paige confidently states the aphorism as "Necessity breeds invention." In actuality, the phrase is "Necessity is the mother of contempt."
  • Mike's opprobrious dismissal of certain controlled substances makes him appear guiltier than a Canadian mayor. In actuality, the intensity of his discourse reflected a sincere distaste for all reality-altering substances. All of them. All. Well, he does enjoy a sprinkling of angel dust in his morning coffee, but who doesn't?
  • Paige rambles on about character-, plot-, and tone-driven films. She doesn't know what she's talking about. She failed her undergraduate Introduction to Film class, but she's still appealing the grade.

3 comments:

  1. Oh dear. Amy will not be happy to hear that. Or maybe she will. She's always happy.

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  2. You guys are great! To do a globcast in '83 about a movie not made until 30 years later...boggles my fondue-addled brain. Wow. Maybe Paige's game picks were for the future...gotta go place my bets. Thanks, guys!

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