56.3% of concerned NPR citizens think I'm the best Bond of all time. What do you say to that, Danny Boy? |
I'd say NPR listeners are a bunch of pansies. Except for the 27.81% of them who think I'm Bondier than you, Old Man. |
Eh, what's that, Sonny?! You think can out-Bond me, you hing-oot, bawfaced tossbag?! I challenge you to a smolder-off!
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Silly minger! My left eye has more smolder than that ciggy hanging out of your daft mouth! |
Oh, yeah? Look at this!!!! *smolder* |
Meh. *smolder* |
Bah! *smolder* |
Nyah nyah. *smoldery smolderoo* |
Ha! *smolder with gun* Beat that, you ginky bamstick! |
That's not a gun. This is a *smolder* gun. Game. Set. Match. |
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