"I've never met a guy named Cody who wasn't wearing a rope necklace." - Julius Sharpe
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I've never met a Lucy I didn't want to get tight with.
I've never met a John I didn't want to lock the door on.
I've never met a Tiffany I didn't want to get into a small argument with. (Actually, I've never met a Tiffany I didn't want to punch in the face.)
I've never met a Rita I didn't want to buy at a Mexican restaurant at the mall and sip out of a straw.
I've never met a Debbie that didn't look 10 years older than her age.
I've never met a Todd that didn't have a mullet in high school.
I've never met a Nancy who hasn't had a "playful" haircut at some point.
I've never met a Randy I didn't want to tell to "settle down!"
I've never met a Margaret I wanted to call Peggy.
I've never met a Peggy who didn't have a parrot on his shoulder.
Settle down? NEVER!!!
ReplyDeleteI said, Settle down!!!
ReplyDeleteNEVER!!! As I sit here in the SF airport glaring at two children that are about to board MY flight back to Seattle, I'm wondering how loud I am going to shout "Settle down!" at them while cruising 35,000 ft over Oregon. I'm also wondering if there are any parachutes on this plane, because if these preteens carry-on as they are now, I'm D.B. Coopering it.
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