Friday, October 5, 2012

Contest...Photo Caption Contest



56.3% of concerned NPR citizens think I'm the best Bond of all time. What do you say to that, Danny Boy?

I'd say NPR listeners are a bunch of pansies. Except for the 27.81% of them who think I'm Bondier than you, Old Man.
  
Eh, what's that, Sonny?! You think can out-Bond me, you hing-oot, bawfaced tossbag?! I challenge you to a smolder-off!   
     
Silly minger! My left eye has more smolder than that ciggy hanging out of your daft mouth!

Oh, yeah? Look at this!!!!
*smolder*
 
Meh.
*smolder*

Bah! *smolder*

Nyah nyah. *smoldery smolderoo*

Ha! *smolder with gun* Beat that, you ginky bamstick!

That's not a gun. This is a *smolder* gun.
Game.
Set.
Match.

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