I made the change. Hopefully, that will console you.
Imagine if someone decided to gift the Council on Islamic-American Relations with an Atari and placed the present in a non-denominational arboreal decoration...
Imagine, if you will, that in the course of writing my memoir about hurdling birds, I ran across a fussy set of young quadruplets in the flock. I could probably devote an entire chapter to it, entitled: Four Collicky Birds.
Imagine during this shopping season that you're walking to your colorful car at the mall when you see multiple shopping carts making a beeline for your ride. You'd be screaming...
An alternative to the above would be if the Chicago Tribune, the New York Times, The Oregonian, The Seattle Times, The Los Angeles Times, The Times-Picayune, The Boston Herald, The Sacramento Bee , and the Miami Herald were all simultaneously performing an operation on a nasty boil.
Ha! Make the font about size 72 and add 2 more exclamation points and you have a direct quote!
ReplyDeleteI made the change. Hopefully, that will console you.
ReplyDeleteImagine if someone decided to gift the Council on Islamic-American Relations with an Atari and placed the present in a non-denominational arboreal decoration...
You'd have a cartridge in a CAIR tree.
Imagine if I jumped over a flock of birds and wrote a book about it.
ReplyDeleteTitle: To Hurdle Doves
Big after flood sale:
ReplyDeleteFree drenched hens!
Imagine if you came across a tavern girl giving away complimentary writing utensils. She'd be handing out...
ReplyDeleteFree Wench Pens
Randy wins that one.
ReplyDeleteI failed to start with "Imagine..." Details, Randalls! Details!
ReplyDeleteImagine, if you will, that in the course of writing my memoir about hurdling birds, I ran across a fussy set of young quadruplets in the flock. I could probably devote an entire chapter to it, entitled: Four Collicky Birds.
ReplyDeleteImagine during this shopping season that you're walking to your colorful car at the mall when you see multiple shopping carts making a beeline for your ride. You'd be screaming...
ReplyDeleteFive purple dings!
Imagine that in my travels, I encountered a group of former Japanese performers who had moved to Hawaii to become greeters at a local Luau.
ReplyDeleteThey were six geisha lei'ing.
Imagine that I joined Weight Watchers and had a coach for every day of the week.
ReplyDeleteI would have seven sponsors slimming.
Imagine that I took an innocent stroll through the Woodland Park Zoo when, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
ReplyDeleteI spotted eight macaques mating.
Imagine there were 10 ladies dancing, and one twisted her ankle.
ReplyDeleteWe'd have nine ladies dancing.
An alternative to the above would be if the Chicago Tribune, the New York Times, The Oregonian, The Seattle Times, The Los Angeles Times, The Times-Picayune, The Boston Herald, The Sacramento Bee , and the Miami Herald were all simultaneously performing an operation on a nasty boil.
ReplyDeleteWe'd have nine dailies lancing.
Imagine...or rather, understand as fact, that I don't really like this carol that much. I only find ten chords appealing.
ReplyDeleteImagine I saw Sarah Palin's daughter blowing on a bagpipe, but due to being woozy from a recent fall, I wasn't seeing clearly and saw 11 of her.
ReplyDeleteI would be seeing 11 pipers piping.
Imagine Sarah Palin's buddy, Joe, ran for Congress. And then Joe talked eleven of his buddies to run as well.
ReplyDeleteWe'd be staring at 12 plumbers running.
This thread is now officially closed. My only regret is that the songwriters decided to stop at 12 days and were way too into birds.
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