The 101st Glob Post

It's been an amazing journey. It seems like just the other day we were discussing starting a movie review blog. Now here we are, in Tijuana, living off our glob earnings, living the good life as they say. We knew this  would be a profitable venture, just not this profitable.

Enough bragging. The reason this post exists is because we have made 99 posts, and now, finally, we are on the historic 101st post. With that in mind, we won't continue to go on and on about our success and our now-lavish lifestyle. Instead, we will look back on several things that we intended to post, but never quite got around to:

Typos that could have changed the landscape of our cinematic heritage forever. For example, in Karate Kid, an extra 'n' would turn the well-known line, "finish him!" into "Finnish him!" The movie concludes with the character of Daniel Russo developing what would become the most lethal martial art in the world: Norwegian Swing Chair Karate.

Senior citizen storm names: Unrecognized victims of age discrimination. For example, Hurricane Ned, Typhoon Beverly.

Movie reviews. Zero Dark Thirty, The Master, and Skyfall are just a few of the movies we've seen and have considered reviewing, but haven't.

Great (but fake) band names. A few prime examples include The Strong Haircuts, Elephants in the Tomb, Zero SkyMaster, Bea Arthur Vonnegut.

Glamour words, such as crestfallen, frivolity, beguile, capacious.

Would any of these posts have hit the mark? Absolutely, they all would have. We do have to be somewhat discerning to maintain this image of ours though.

Our butler is beckoning, we must go, we are wanted in the conservatory at the guest house. Bye!