A Few Random and Pointless Thanksgiving Thoughts

Nobody says "gobble gobble," on Thanksgiving anymore, except ironically.

I always stay away from the cranberry sauce, but I don't believe I've ever actually tasted it.

I don't know what stuffing is exactly, but I can never get enough of it, and every family gathering runs out of it far too quickly.

Pilgrim dress is coming back, and it's coming hard. Pilgrim is the new...whatever was in style last year. So help me God, if this post gets over 500 hits, I promise to dress as a pilgrim next year and post a picture to prove it.



I'm 50/50 on hitting Black Friday for the second time ever this year with my brother. Mainly I thought it would be funny to observe people and gobble glob about it. Does it start earlier now? If I hit the stores at 4 A.M. will everything already be picked through from Thanksgiving night shoppers?