Existential Crisis: What Am I Doing Here?

I just discovered that I've had my own blog since 2008. It's called The 100-Meter Sashay. And I gave myself the name "Germaine Avatar" with the help of a seldom-used throwaway email address. All of this is just more evidence of my own awesomeness.

Except...

...I have no recollection of doing this.

None.

Still, it makes me wonder why I'm here. And not there.

Maybe just so I could share this picture of Camus. I mean, that's reason enough, right? Which is to say, who is Ryan Gosling? Never heard of 'im.