"What's it doing?"
"I don't know. I ordered a chai. But...nothing."
"Nothing?"
"No, it just kind of made a fizzing sound."
"What the hell!"
"What are we going to do? I don't know what chai is."
"I think it's liquified beef and sugar."
"No, that can't be right."
"Well, bang on it with your fist."
"Thanks. I tried that already."
"Did you try turning it off and then on again?"
"Um, yeah. I'm not an idiot."
"Well, did you wait a few seconds before you turned it back on again."
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Hmm."
"I really want some chai."
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