Wallowing In Hyperbole
No mention of the mustache?! It's pretty exquisite as well. I think it falls somewhere between a Clark Gable and a John Waters. More body than a Waters but not as menacing as a Gable.
I'm sorry. We can only accept comments in this thread that are hand-lettered on placards using Silentina font.Comments that do not adhere to these guidelines will be met with violent harrumphs.
Violent, but very soundless, harrumphs, I should say.
So basically a lot of shuddering jowls.
You're lucky commenters are not allowed to have images in their comments or you'd be staring at a "shuddering jowls" placard right now.
Don't be such a wing ding Paige.
Mike, this is not the Times for that.
I saw this comedian last night, and he did not have multiple sclerosis. But enough about the comic sans MS, I need to head up to the Tahoma Dome.
Sounds like an Avant Garde performance. I wonder if he'll be on Broadway this Century.
Actually he is headed to Georgia to visit his girlfriend. She's a heavier gal, he affectionately calls her the "Wide Latin".
Does she call him her Palatino?
She sure does. It had quite an impact on him, as it would with any Algerian.
One can understand why he might batang eyelash at that. She doesn't strike me as the most lucida persons.
Pun request using: "Miriam" and "Constantia" please.
The girlfriend is contanti accusing him of being miria moocher.(Hey! It's phonetical!)
I'm satisfied. There's no tripping you guys up.
If there is one constantia on the blogia, it's that Paige tackles even the most difficult puns. I am more of an old style bookman.
Good to know. My only talent is producing inappropriate words on a calculator.
Arial satisfied then that the boyfriend is a hobo?
I think Mike and I agree that the boyfriend is indeed a hobo but Charlemagne thinks he's a Centaur.
Was that one up to snuff? Room for improvement?
Not too shabby actually. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting ready for my medieval costume party. They sized me in a Franklin Gothic medium.
No mention of the mustache?! It's pretty exquisite as well. I think it falls somewhere between a Clark Gable and a John Waters. More body than a Waters but not as menacing as a Gable.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. We can only accept comments in this thread that are hand-lettered on placards using Silentina font.
ReplyDeleteComments that do not adhere to these guidelines will be met with violent harrumphs.
Violent, but very soundless, harrumphs, I should say.
ReplyDeleteSo basically a lot of shuddering jowls.
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky commenters are not allowed to have images in their comments or you'd be staring at a "shuddering jowls" placard right now.
ReplyDeleteDon't be such a wing ding Paige.
ReplyDeleteMike, this is not the Times for that.
ReplyDeleteI saw this comedian last night, and he did not have multiple sclerosis. But enough about the comic sans MS, I need to head up to the Tahoma Dome.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an Avant Garde performance. I wonder if he'll be on Broadway this Century.
ReplyDeleteActually he is headed to Georgia to visit his girlfriend. She's a heavier gal, he affectionately calls her the "Wide Latin".
ReplyDeleteDoes she call him her Palatino?
ReplyDeleteShe sure does. It had quite an impact on him, as it would with any Algerian.
ReplyDeleteOne can understand why he might batang eyelash at that. She doesn't strike me as the most lucida persons.
ReplyDeletePun request using: "Miriam" and "Constantia" please.
ReplyDeleteThe girlfriend is contanti accusing him of being miria moocher.
ReplyDelete(Hey! It's phonetical!)
I'm satisfied. There's no tripping you guys up.
ReplyDeleteIf there is one constantia on the blogia, it's that Paige tackles even the most difficult puns. I am more of an old style bookman.
ReplyDeleteGood to know. My only talent is producing inappropriate words on a calculator.
ReplyDeleteArial satisfied then that the boyfriend is a hobo?
ReplyDeleteI think Mike and I agree that the boyfriend is indeed a hobo but Charlemagne thinks he's a Centaur.
ReplyDeleteWas that one up to snuff? Room for improvement?
ReplyDeleteNot too shabby actually. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting ready for my medieval costume party. They sized me in a Franklin Gothic medium.
ReplyDelete